The fragile psyche of a local blogger has been shattered as various aspects of his psychology quibble over what has been dubbed the 'Blogger's Dilemma'; a conflict between the frequency and quality of blog posts complicated by the lack of editing and motivation.
The Freudian psychological aspect of the Super-Ego was first to weigh in, preaching to the mind about how "This was just a really bad idea. You should never do it again. You must leave your blog to decompose on the internet."
"Just hide it behind the pictures of funny cats and no-one will ever notice" the possibly non-existent facet of the human conciousness added, revealing its incomprehension of the mechanics of the internet.
The Ego, a qualified psychological analyst and mediator, dejected described the Super-Ego as being "typically impossible" as it "maintains its track record as being the habitual 'brick wall'" that blocks any true progress.
Instead the mediating component of the incomprehensible human mind proposed some form of regular schedule which could be followed in order to maintain productive creative output. In response, the cognitive aspect formed from society's overriding pressures to conform, viciously denied the efficacy of any such plan describing it as "a gross overestimation" of the individual's capabilities to string together a group of words into sentences or "those vile attempts at poetry".
In both their statements the Super-Ego and Ego alike overlooked the oft outspoken Id. When questioned the Ego slandered the animal part of the psyche as being "an incomprehensible little shit that thinks only about two things" and questioning why it even attempts to attain compromises between the Id and Super-Ego.
The Super-Ego stated that it wasn't in talks with the Id because it [the Super-Ego] "never talks to anyone" saying that it was "breaking [its] major rule" in talking to your reporter revealing that it "only deals in constantly yammering 'No'" and only made an exception as a plot device.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" it added
Righting the journalistic balance comes the statement from the Id. In an uncharacteristic moment of lucidity it began "Well I believe that blogging truly is part of the new media and that consequently..." but then the refined eloquence quickly disappeared.
"IhavelookedintothevoidandIhaveseentheendofallthingswhichliveandmustdie. Yourblogreadersdontcount.Theywilldie.Whydontyoukillthem?Fightsociety. Kill. Walknakedandfuckinthestreets." it disturbingly continued.
Another 3 hours of insane and unsettling monologue this reporter understood the reluctance of the Super-Ego and Ego to enter negotiations with the animalistic drives of humanity.
Despite the three competing views, ultimately their interface that lies upon the individual's self-concept will demonstrate the ultimate result. Though in this reporter's opinion it will take time for any form of expression to occur.
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